Mrs. Edwina Fulton Quotes in Monkey Business (1952)

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: By the way, whose lipstick is it?

Barnaby: Oh, uh, what's her names? Oxley's secretary.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Oh, you mean that little pin up girl? Very cute.

Barnaby: Sort of. But half infant.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Not the half that's visible.

Barnaby: I have a new formula.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Now barnaby, if you start that all over again, so help me, I'll...

Barnaby: Oh, I like that dress, yes.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Oh, you do.

Barnaby: Uh-huh.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Alright, what's the new formula?

Barnaby: Well, it doesn't come in packages or bottles. You're old only when you forget you're young.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Come on, say some more.

Barnaby: Hmmm, it's a word you keep in your heart, a light you have in your eyes, someone you hold in your arms.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: My, I'm glad I'm going out with you tonight.

Lois Laurel: Hi Dr Fulton.

Barnaby: Hi.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: What did you say to her?

Lois Laurel: Mrs Fulton. He said "hi".

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I heard what he said, you peroxide kissing bug!

Barnaby: Edwina, she hasn't done anything.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I'll pull that blonde hair out by its black roots!

Barnaby: Edwina! Now come along. Miss Laurel, you keep out of the way.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: [acting like 8 years olds after taking some of the formula]

[picks up paint brush and paints Barnaby]

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I'll tell my mother!

Dr. Barnaby Fulton: [picks up his own paint brush and paints Edwina] Here's one for your mother.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: [gets more paint on her brush and paints Barnaby again] I'll tell Hank Entwhistle!

Dr. Barnaby Fulton: [gets more paint and paints Edwina again] Here's two for Hank Entwhistle.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Don't you remember anything?

Barnaby: Well, sure, the last thing... I was scalping Hank Entwhistle.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Oh, darling! Stop by the automobile agency. Mr Peabody just called and says he had a very good buy

Barnaby: A good buy? Well, good bye to you!

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I remember we didn't wanna share each other with anyone. You were so sweet. Remember how the telephone kept ringing for hours and hours and hours?

[doorbell rings]

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I'll get it.

Barnaby: You see what I mean? Tonight were answering calls.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: [to a baby] Barnaby, speak to me! I'm your wife!

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: [on phone] Hello, Hank.

Hank Entwhistle: Edwina!

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Can you come over to my house?

Hank Entwhistle: What's wrong?

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: It's Barnaby. He threw a whole bucket of paint all over me! See!