Hank Entwhistle Quotes in Monkey Business (1952)

Hank Entwhistle: Well, I can only tell you, Mrs. Fulton. If you had been smart enough to marry me instead of...

[points at Barnaby]

Hank Entwhistle: this, you wouldn't be in the kitchen cooking.

Barnaby: No? Where would she be cooking?

Bit Boy: Mister, will you play with us?

Bit Boy: We need a nice tall man to play maypole.

Hank Entwhistle: I'm sorry, but I haven't time now.

Little Indian: Don't you like children?

Hank Entwhistle: Of course I like children.

Little Indian: Why are you mean to them then?

Hank Entwhistle: I'm not mean to them.

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: [on phone] Hello, Hank.

Hank Entwhistle: Edwina!

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Can you come over to my house?

Hank Entwhistle: What's wrong?

Mrs. Edwina Fulton: It's Barnaby. He threw a whole bucket of paint all over me! See!