Mathias Quotes in Man of the Year (2006)

Mathias: My ex-wife used to do enough tranquilizers every night to down an entire flock of sheep. She said it made sex with me more tolerable.

Mathias: It's weird. Any topic is always a pretext for you to attack me.

Mathias: You're a mother, Clarice ! You're leaving your children, for Christ's sake.

Clarice: No... no. I'm leaving you.

Jeff: How about you? Are you here by yourself?

Mathias: Mm-mm, no, with my brother, but he, uh, left with some girl, ja.

Jeff: Left... here? Mexico, or...

Mathias: Ah, no, no. She's an archaeologist. He went with her to a dig site.

Amy: And what are they digging?

Jeff: Like an excavation?

Mathias: Yeah, some ruins, I think. A Mayan temple.

Jeff: Kind of like the ones that nobody here wanted to go to, the entire time that we've been here.

Mathias: Apparently, it is not even in the guide books. VIP only.

Eric: Yeah, see, Jeff, that's something I would do.

Amy: [after the taxi leaves] Wait, how are we going to get back?

Jeff: [holding business card] Well, we're going to call him when we get out.

Amy: With what? We're not going to get a signal out here.

Mathias: Yeah, my phone should work. It's a world phone.

Eric: [holding his cell phone] Hello, can you hear me now?

Eric: So, there was this girl who got really really drunk one night...

Stacy: ...but she sobered up really really quickly...

Mathias: Who is this?

Amy: Just a stupid game they were playing last night.

Eric: ...but not before she stuck her tongue down some guy's throat.

[Amy knocks Eric's hat off]

Mathias: [after uncovering hidden path] It's here. This must be it.

Amy: That's the path? Why was it covered?

Stacy: I don't think that's the right path.

Jeff: [to Mathias] It's on the map?

Mathias: Yeah.

Jeff: [to Amy] It's on the map.

Amy: Jeff, did you see how old that map was?

Stacy: And it was covered. Why would it be covered?

Jeff: Maybe the archaeologists don't want people finding the site, guys.

Amy: [sarcastically] Well great, they're going to be thrilled to see us then.

Jeff: [seeing the Mayans on the ground] They keep coming. They're setting up camps.

Stacy: Why are they doing this?

Eric: Maybe they're preparing for something, like a sacrifice?

Jeff: It has something to do with the ruins. They won't come up here, and now that we're here they won't let us leave.

Eric: So what do we do? Just wait for someone to find us?

Stacy: Who?

Mathias: The Greeks?

Jeff: Dimitri left them a copy of the map before we left.

Eric: Yeah, what if they decide not to come Jeff?

Jeff: Then somebody else will. We're supposed to check out of the hotel tomorrow; the hotel's going to call the police.

Eric: When?

Jeff: Tomorrow, or the day after.

Amy: Our flight leaves tomorrow, Jeff.

Jeff: I know Amy, but we know what happens if we leave.