Lieutenant Rozanov Quotes in The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming (1966)

Walt Whittaker: Look, can I give you some advice? You'll never make it down to the harbor. Why don't you all give yourselves up? Either you'll kill somebody, or you'll get killed. Either way - you could start a war!

Lieutenant Rozanov: What is your name?

Walt Whittaker: Whittaker. Walt...

Lieutenant Rozanov: Remark to this, Whittaker Walt. We must have boat. Even now may be too late. This is your island, I make your responsibility you help us get boat quickly, otherwise there is World War III, and everybody is blaming YOU!

Pete Whittaker: Ask them if they're Russians!

Walt Whittaker: Peter, be quiet.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [thick Russian accent] Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.

Walt Whittaker: Norweigans?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [nods] On a small training exercise for the Nyaato countries...

Alexei Kolchin: NATO!

Lieutenant Rozanov: Nay-toe countries, of course, yes. Ah, to reach place of power motorboats it is necessary to make borrowings of automobile, for a short time only, sir.

Walt Whittaker: Uh... uh... may, may I ask you something, please?

Lieutenant Rozanov: Yes, of course.

Walt Whittaker: Are, are there nine of you out there, and are you all Russians with machine guns, and does one of you look like Uncle Ha... I meant, look like a wrestler?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [beat] Unnnnnnngh... I am sorry to, uh, comply with your statement, but misfortunately, all of the answers to these questions are... yes.

[draws gun]

Lieutenant Rozanov: Always I am saying goodbye to you, and always I am meeting you again.

[hands his gun to Walt]

Pete Whittaker: You'd better surrender 'cause my Dad has all the guns! So you'd just better surrender...

Walt Whittaker: [to Pete] Pete. Be quiet!

Walt Whittaker: [to Rozanov] I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

Lieutenant Rozanov: I'm wounded in dignity only. Please, I know everybody on this island is complete and total crazy. But you, Whittaker Walt? You are crazy too? I only came back here to get Kolchin.

Walt Whittaker: [stammering] It's just that when I saw you and the gun, well, I thought something had happened to Annie, our daughter. I'm sorry, I... I wasn't trying to... Well, I... I was trying to kill you, I'll admit that, but it wasn't... I mean, it wasn't anything personal.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Hmm... don't do it no more.

Walt Whittaker: No. No. It's the last time I'll ever shoot anybody.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Peace.

[extends his hand]

Walt Whittaker: Peace.

[takes Rozanov's hand and shakes it]

Police Chief Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest.

Lieutenant Rozanov: But I...

Police Chief Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian; subtitled] The policeman says you are under arrest.

The Russian Captain: [laughs loudly; in Russian, subtitled] Tell him that I'm going to blow this town to pieces!

Police Chief Link Mattocks: [to Rozanov] What did he say?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in English] Well, he's angry, yes. He says, "you stupid idiot," he will blow up the town.

Lieutenant Rozanov: It is necessary for you to remain in this house at most vigorously for short time only.

Walt Whittaker: Well, we're not going anywhere but...

Lieutenant Rozanov: Good! Please to remain absolutely good behaved so that this man, marksman of prize winning caliber, will not have the necessity of shooting you to small pieces!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian to Kolchin] Watch them.

[points to Peter]

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] And especially watch that little bastard too.

The Russian Captain: [in Russian; subtitled] Comrade, won't you come aboard? Where is everybody?

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, didn't Lysenko reach you?

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Lysenko? No. Why do you think I'm here, huh?

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, immediately deliver all the shore party aboard.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] They're not here!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, the Americans are lying to you. Don't belive them. They are holding my sailors prisoners.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, I'm giving an order to deliver all my men aboard. Otherwise, I will straighten out this island in such a manner that nobody will be able to find it! I will explode it, do you here me? I will obliterate it from the face of the Earth! I'm giving you three minutes!

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[Rozanov arrives on the bridge of the Russian submarine after learing from the chart man how close they are to the USA coast]

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian; subtitled] What is it Captain? What are you doing?

[to a chart man]

Lieutenant Rozanov: Show me our position.

[the chart man shows Rozanov how close they are to an island]

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] What? WHAT? Tovarich Captain...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Take it easy.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Permit me, Captain. Look at our position.

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] I don't need your advice.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] But this is dangerous! The chart is old! We do not know these waters.

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, our depth is at 28 fathoms.

Lieutenant Rozanov: Tovarich Captain...

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, shut up! You are a fool!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] What? But we're at twenty-eight!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Leave the tower or I'll place you under arrest!

Russian sailor: [in Russian] 23 fathoms.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Don't you hear it?

The Russian Captain: [in Russain] Rozanov, I gave you an order!

[after a pause as the beeping of the sonar grows more intense]

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Sixteen fathoms!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian to the sailors] Surface! Stop engines!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] How dare you!

Russian sailor: [in Russian] Twelve fathoms!

The Russian Captain: [in Russian] Down periscope! Full speed astern!

Russian sailor: [in Russian; looking as the sonar] Eight... seven... six... five...

[the submarine shutters violently as it runs aground]

Lieutenant Rozanov: Is great idea. I send my men fifty paces and BLOOEY! I congratulate you on extreme genius of this plan. Ptooey!

Muriel Everett: It's those those high school kids...

[she sees the Russians and then runs into her house]

Muriel Everett: Russians! Russians!

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian; subtitled] Gromolsky, go shut her up... but gently!

Police Chief Link Mattocks: [to the Russian sub captain after telling him that he's under arrest] All right, let's have your name and address.

Lieutenant Rozanov: [translating in Russian] He wants our address.

The Russian Captain: [to the Russian sailors; in Russian] Point your gun... take aim right between their eyes!

[the Russians are driving along the road when they see Alison on the road on her bicycle]

Hrushevsky: [in Russian; subtitled] Hey, look at that. An American woman. Did you see the build on that...

Lieutenant Rozanov: [in Russian] Shut up Hurshevsky, and just drive the car!

Lieutenant Rozanov: How many members of the police department here? 20? 40?

Walt Whittaker: Maybe three or four.

Pete Whittaker: Don't tell 'em anything. He hasn't even tortured you yet.

Lieutenant Rozanov: So we don't have to be shooting you into small pieces.