Marjorie Quotes in Aquamarine (2006)
Marjorie Quotes:
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Marjorie: You're never going to get a tan wearing all of those clothes!
Hailey: Or Skin Cancer.
Patty: Please, we don't even smoke!
-- Marjorie -
Marjorie: Wait a minute. I didn't know you were circumcised, Jack.
Jack: Really? We never covered that at Thanksgiving?
-- Marjorie -
Jack: [coughing] Is there marijuana in there?
Marjorie: Uh-huh, yeah.
Jack: Is that what usually goes in there?
Marjorie: No, it's usually just tobacco, but tobacco is so bad for you.
-- Marjorie -
Clay: Marjorie, why do you look so weird?
Marjorie: 'Cause I'm a lesbian now, asshole.
-- Marjorie -
Gerald: How about pal? Lacrosse? Soccer, maybe? Probably not football 'til you get a little meat on those bones, huh?
Henry: Actually, I was thinking about signup up for the modern dance group.
Gerald: Well, I'm not sure that would be such a good move.
Marjorie: I know how your mother feels about dancing, but... people might get the wrong idea.
Gerald: They might think that you're...
Richard: They might think that you're gay.
Marjorie: Richie!
Henry: Or they might think that I like girls in tights.
-- Marjorie -
Joe: [after his fake story about him and Marjorie to her roommates] Jesus, I'm so sorry that this thing happened today. And I forgive you, Marjorie.
Marjorie: [Marjorie flies into a rage and attacks Joe, seeing the sheath for his knife] What is this? What is this?
Joe: [Pat recoils in horror as Marjorie holds it up to his face] I use it for work. I cut open boxes in the warehouse.
Marjorie: [menacingly] Cut boxes, huh?
[holds it closer to Joe's face]
Marjorie: Cuts them good, huh? It's the kind of knife they use to gut a deer.
[She cuts the phone cord binding his hands and feet together, proving its sharpness]
Patricia: [cautiously] Wait.
Marjorie: [turning on Joe with his own words] Smile.
[Joe trembles]
Marjorie: Smile. Nicer. Don't make your lips tight.
[slaps him hard]
Marjorie: Did I hurt you?
[holds knife to his throat]
Joe: [panicked] Patty, make her stop!
Marjorie: [menacing] Now, kiss me. And tell me you want to make love.
Joe: [frightened] What?
Marjorie: Say it.
[hissing]
Marjorie: Say it.
[strikes him in the face]
Marjorie: Say it.
-- Marjorie -
Marjorie: No talking to the animal!
-- Marjorie -
Marjorie: [Margie plunges knife into chair cushion beneath Joe's crotch] Tell them what happened
[she yanks him to his feet]
Marjorie: or I'll cut them off! Tell them!
[screams]
Marjorie: Tell them! Tell them! Tell them!
Joe: [anguished] I watched the house! I stole the letters!
[he falls to his knees, Marjorie grabs him by the hair and holds his knife to his throat]
Marjorie: And what else?
Joe: [breaking down] I... I came here to kill you... and Patty... and Terry.
[Terry and Patty look on, horrified]
Joe: Linda Martinez, Paula Mikowski, Marie Parks...
[Marjorie runs knife across his throat, Joe screams and falls to floor, sobbing, but realizing he's not hurt]
Joe: Thank you... thank you. The first time I did it... my wife, she's reading the paper. She says 'Joe, did you fix the back door? 'Cause I don't want no raper coming in here.' And I says, 'don't worry honey, he don't want you'. And I fixed the back door real good... so that the raper don't get her. Oh, God.
Patricia: [tears running down her face] Marjorie...
Marjorie: Go get the police.
Terry: [Pat nods] Oh, God.
[to Marjorie]
Terry: I'll stay. I'll stay with you.
Marjorie: [softly] Go with Pat.
Terry: I'm sorry.
[Marjorie nods... they leave... she turns Joe around and guides him back to the fireplace, where he takes a fetal position... she turns on a lamp and sits down near him with a look of triumph on her face... end credits]
-- Marjorie -
Patricia: [kneeling] Marjorie, a man is badly hurt and you don't have a case.
Marjorie: That's why I have a hammer.
Patricia: Okay. Let's talk about the hammer?
-- Marjorie
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