Officer LeFlore Quotes in Meet the Fockers (2004)

Officer LeFlore: [to Bernie and Greg] I need you to... remain... on... the vehicle!

Jack Byrnes: Officer, do you mind telling me why you're arresting these men?

Officer LeFlore: Oh, mercy. It just gets better and better. This is none of your business, looky-loo!

Jack Byrnes: At ease, son. Put down the taser.

[pulls ID out]

Jack Byrnes: Jack Byrnes, C.I.A.

Officer LeFlore: C.I... what?

[looks at the ID]

Officer LeFlore: It says here you're retired. What are you gonna show me next, your AARP card.

Jack Byrnes: Now you listen to me, and you listen good...

Bernie Focker: What's he doing?

Greg Focker: Don't worry, he's going to get us out of this.

Jack Byrnes: You have no right to...

Officer LeFlore: Stand down, sir!

Jack Byrnes: No, I will not stand, you will stand down!

Officer LeFlore: I will not stand down!

Jack Byrnes: Oh, you will stand down or you will be walking a beat at a retirement home in Boyton Beach...

Officer LeFlore: [shoots Jack in the chest with the taser, Jack starts shaking] Remain calm!