Madeline Quotes in D.E.B.S. (2004)

Mrs. Peatree: Annie,

Madeline: Amy.

Mrs. Peatree: Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on- What's that movie with Jodie? And the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?

Madeline: Silence of the lambs.

Mrs. Peatree: You're the lamb, Amy.

Helen: Oh ok! Well if she's not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the...

Madeline: Kiss you on the what?

Helen: Mad?

Madeline: Hel...

Ernest Menville: [at Helen's book party] Have you seen her yet?

Madeline: What a joke. She's not even here.

Ernest Menville: Wait. Look over there.

Madeline: [a heavy-set woman stands surrounded by people] Oh! Looks as though she's lost a few pou-

[the heavy set lady moves out of the way to reveal the incredibly thin Helen Sharp]

Madeline: [From trailer] Dead? Ernest is dead? Everybody's dead!

Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.

Madeline: So? It's been nearly that long already.

Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.

Eulogist: It is my opinion that out beloved Ernest is one man who will, indeed, live forever.

[inaudible for 2 seconds]

Madeline: [sarcastically] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

[leaves the church with Helen]

Miss Clavel: You're giving me a gray hair!

Madeline: Could I see?

Miss Clavel: No.

Madeline: [losing hope in finding Genevieve] She's gone. Genevieve's gone.

Miss Clavel: No, she's not. We'll find her. I *promise* you. We have to have faith.

Madeline: I used to wish so hard for my parents to be alive again, but you can't make something happen just by wishing for it. Genevieve's gone. She doesn't *have* a home. She *needs* a home.

Miss Clavel: I know she does.

Madeline: I need a home, too!

Miss Clavel: Madeline, you will always have a home.

Madeline: Yes, but it won't always be with you, will it?

[silence]

Madeline: Will it?

Miss Clavel: Madeline, there is no place on earth that I'd rather be than with you and the other girls. You know that, don't you?

Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface!

Lord Covington: What did you call me?

Madeline: [after Pepito rides over her hat] The Spanish ambassador's a midget?

Vicki: [about Pepito] He's got charisma.

Madeline: [sarcastic, imitating] *He's got charisma.* You're all googly-eyed!

Vicki: I'm not googly-eyed!

Miss Clavel: What's going on, girls?

Girls: Nothing!

Chantal: We're not hiding anything.

Madeline: I'll tell you what's going on. Lord Cucuface...

Miss Clavel: Covington.

Madeline: Cucuface! He's going to sell the school.

[several girls gasp]

Madeline: I heard it!

Aggie: Is it true?

Miss Clavel: [sighs softly] Yes, girls. Lord Covington intends to sell the school.

[the girls talk indistictly among themselves about Lord Covington, then Miss Clavel silences them]

Miss Clavel: Please... please... please.

[the girls get silent]

Miss Clavel: All of this is no reason for us to stop acting like proper young ladies. We will not fall to pieces, we will maintain composure. Lord *Covington* is showing the house tomorrow, and *I* intend for it to be spot... spotle -...

[sneezes]

Miss Clavel: Spotless.

Aggie: Bless you.

Miss Clavel: Thank you. Good night.

[walks to the doorway to give the girls one last warning]

Miss Clavel: And another thing: all of you young ladies know that there is a strict rule against pets in the school. What you do not know is that I'm highly allergic to dogs. Your new friend can sleep in the garden shed. Now to...

[sneezes again]

Miss Clavel: Bed.

Madeline: It is better to be super everything, than super nothing!

Miss Clavel: [admiring Pepito's Spanish outfit] I think you look very handsome, Pepito.

Madeline: But no one told us this was a costume party.

Miss Clavel: [whispering] Madeline.

Pepito: [while Madeline hunts for her drawing pad in a dark room at the museum; he whispers menacingly] Where are you going, little girl? I asked you a question!

[sneers]

Pepito: What's the matter? Scared?

Madeline: I wasn't sacred of you, Pepito.

Pepito: [bringing out Madeline's drawing pad] Were you looking for this?

Madeline: That's mine!

Pepito: Hey, I know it's yours!

Madeline: You stole it.

Pepito: I was gonna give it back. You should say thank you, don't you think?

Madeline: Give it to me!

[snatches her pad away]

Lord Covington: [spotting Madeline in Lady Covington's room at the hospital] Who gave you permission to be in here?

Madeline: N-n-nobody, Lord, um, Covington.

Lord Covington: This is a hospital, it's not a play room. You're not allowed to just wander around.

Madeline: Yes, sir.

[repeated line]

Madeline: I can do anything.

Madeline: [the Idiots are gaining on her and Pepito] Faster, faster!

Pepito: Hey, you wanna drive or what?

Nurse: Au revoir, Madeline!

Madeline: Au revoir!

Madeline: The Spanish Ambassador's a midget?

Pepito: [Looks at Madeline in disbelief]

Miss Clavel: Madeline. This is Pepito, the Spanish Ambassador's *son*.

Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?

Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.

Madeline: Who's Frieda?

Fletch: My secretary.

Kevin: You write really nicely.

Madeline: How would you know that?

Kevin: That suicide note really flowed.

Madeline: It's mostly bumper sticker wisdom, you know. I have a gift.

Madeline: You wanna have sex again?

Kevin: What! No.

Madeline: I know that look.

Kevin: No.

Madeline: You're tenacious.

Kevin: Not interested.

Madeline: You mean you've never ever wanted to fuck a starfish?

Kevin: This is the least attractive thing I've seen you do.

[Madeline moves her tongue in and out]

Kevin: Ugh.

Madeline: Hey, he seduced both of us.

Kevin: Yeah. Except, I only let him fuck me once. TWICE, if you count the one time I let him finish in my mouth.

Madeline: AH! OH!

Kevin: I had to. He's my boss.

Madeline: Yeah. It was a wise business decision.

Madeline: Hard work being in love, eh? Especially when you don't know which girl it is.

Madeline: Nicest part is just before you taste it. Your mouth goes all tingly. But that can't go on for ever.

Alison: Is that the waiter? Hello...

Madeline: No, that's just a gay guy without a jacket.

[last lines]

Brigitte: [sitting in hospital hallway] Are you losing somebody?

Madeline: I'm sorry?

Brigitte: Who are you losing?

Madeline: [breath trembling] Um, my daughter.

Brigitte: Just make sure you notice the collateral beauty.

Howard: Death came first. She met me in the dog park.

Madeline: Oh, so Death is a "her?"

Howard: Uh, yeah. It turns out Death is an elderly white woman.

Madeline: Driver, who were those men we saw?

Coach Driver: They are not men, madame. They are dead bodies!

Madeline: Driver, what is it?

Coach Driver: It's a funeral, ma'm'selle. They're afraid of the men who steal dead bodies, so they dig the graves in the middle of the road where people pass all the time.

[first lines]

Neil Parker: Looks like a burial.

Madeline: In the road?

[last lines]

Neil Parker: Madeline, my darling...

Madeline: Neil, I... I dreamed.

Dr. Bruner: Excuse me, please. Have you got a match?

Angela: I had a very strict upbringing.

Madeline: So did I. But I was banging like a bunny before I was out of my first training bra. Trouble is, it wasn't until I was your age that I discovered I was banging the wrong gong.