Ramada Rodham Hayman Quotes in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had to come. It was a sequel.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything.

Topper Harley: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...

Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Dexter is one of the captives. He's my husband.

Topper Harley: You've got to be joking.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: If I was joking, I would say: "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..."

Topper Harley: Okay, okay, he is your husband.

Michelle Rodham Huddleston: Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You always too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had no idea it meant so much to you.

[Col. Walters looks extremely fascinated by the women's conversation]

Michelle Rodham Huddleston: I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting, sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate.

Col. Denton Walters: [in a deep voice to Ramada] Go on.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body.

[Col. Walters starts to sweat]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter.

[Col. Walters, still sweating, motions for more from Ramada]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural.

[Col. Walters is about to pass out from listening to Ramada]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport.

Col. Denton Walters: [surprised] Bungee-jumping? That's it?

Topper Harley: [after Ramada has been shot] For a moment there, I thought you were...

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Gabriella Sabatini? I get that all the time. It must be the nose.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. I'm still married today.

Topper Harley: You're joking.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm not.

Topper Harley: You've got to be.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: If I was joking, I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"

Topper Harley: You are married.

Topper Harley: We both know you belong with Dexter. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.