Col. Denton Walters Quotes in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Cookie?

Col. Denton Walters: No, thank you, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Young lady?

Michelle Rodham Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?

Col. Denton Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain.

Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.

Rufshaad: Ah.

Col. Denton Walters: *Twice*.

Rufshaad: Oy!

Topper Harley: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.

Col. Denton Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here!

Topper Harley: No! Wait another 15 minutes!

Michelle Rodham Huddleston: Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You always too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had no idea it meant so much to you.

[Col. Walters looks extremely fascinated by the women's conversation]

Michelle Rodham Huddleston: I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting, sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate.

Col. Denton Walters: [in a deep voice to Ramada] Go on.

Ramada Rodham Hayman: And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body.

[Col. Walters starts to sweat]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter.

[Col. Walters, still sweating, motions for more from Ramada]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural.

[Col. Walters is about to pass out from listening to Ramada]

Ramada Rodham Hayman: Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport.

Col. Denton Walters: [surprised] Bungee-jumping? That's it?

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh? Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur.

Col. Denton Walters: That's your wife, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met.

[to Walters]

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Find out what she knows.

Rabinowitz: [Reaching over a picket fence] It's locked. From the inside.

Williams: [Becoming frantic] We're gonna die and...

Col. Denton Walters: [Grabbing Williams by the shirt] Get a hold of yourself, man!

Harbinger: Blow it.

Rabinowitz: It's not our property.

Topper Harley: [glances at Michelle and Asian man] Who are they?

Col. Denton Walters: She's CIA. That man's an extra.

Col. Denton Walters: It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods... she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs... she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... Do you know what happened then Topper?

Topper Harley: No.

Col. Denton Walters: That little blond girl get scared. Ran away.

Topper Harley: So you're saying is that little blond girl is me. If this is about me coloring my hair...

Col. Denton Walters: [while using middle finger to rub side of nose] They are treating me good here.

Col. Denton Walters: [while moving finger toward back of throat] The food is tasty and nourishing.

Col. Denton Walters: [while moving fist in masturbatory motion] The peaceful leader of this great country has asked me to appeal to you, President Benson, to stop your vicious, imperialistic tactics around the world.