Saddam Hussein Quotes in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!

Saddam Hussein: Sufferin Succotash!

Saddam Hussein: [President Benson throws Saddam a fireplace cleaning tool which lights up like a lightsaber, and his voice changes and sounds like Darth Vader] I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan, we meet at last. The circle is now complete, now, I am the master.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Only a master of evil, Saddam.

Saddam Hussein: Your powers are...

[Coughs, then takes a puff of primatine mist and his voice is back to normal]

Saddam Hussein: Your pows are weak, old man, you should not have come.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses.

Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.

Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!

[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]

Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!

Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!

[shocks Saddam]

Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.

Cartman: Dog-shit taco!

Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!

Cartman: Try this on for size... Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!

Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!

Cartman: OK... not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

Saddam Hussein: Ya like that, don't ya, bitch?

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

Saddam Hussein: [singing] Some people say that I'm a bad guy, they may be right, they may be right. But it's not as if I don't try, I just fuck up, try as I might. But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises I swear it. I'll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now I will be born again! Yes, I can change, I can change, I know I've been a dirty little bastard. I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay, cause I can change! It's not my fault that I'm so evil. It's society, society. You see my parents were sometimes abusive, and it made a prick of me! But I can change, I can change. I can learn to keep my promises I know it. I'll open up my heart and I will show it, any minute now I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?

Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, don't be such a twit. Mother Theresa won't have shit on me!

[In bed together]

Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?

Saddam Hussein: I love you.

Satan: Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second? I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.

Saddam Hussein: Relax guy.

Satan: Sometimes I think you don't have any respect for me.

Saddam Hussein: Come here, guy. Who's my cream puff?

Satan: I am.

Saddam Hussein: That's my baby!

Satan: Saddam, I need to talk to you

Saddam Hussein: Ah, you'd better get packing, bitch, we're running out of time.

Satan: [sighs] sometimes you can love someone very much, but still know they aren't right for you.

Saddam Hussein: What the *fuck* are you talking about?

Satan: You treat me like shit, Saddam! I'm leaving you!

Saddam Hussein: What? No? No! You can't do that! I have to go to Earth!

Satan: You don't even have any respect for me.

Saddam Hussein: Sure I do, guy, please, just hear me out

Saddam Hussein: [torturing Kenny] Yeah Yeah, men, this is getting me so hot. Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy

Satan: [singing] What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam Hussein: [singing] Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit / Mother Teresa won't have shit on me.

Satan: You have spilt the blood of the innocence, now begins 2,000,000 years of darkness!

Chef: [sarcastically] Oh, good job, Mrs. Broslofski! Thanks a lot!

Sheila Broslofski: [innocently] I was just trying to make the world a better place for children!

Saddam Hussein: Yeah, and brought enough intolerence in the world to allow my coming. Now everyone bow down to me!

[the Canadians and Americans do so]

Saddam Hussein: [laughs] Yeah!

Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate.

Saddam Hussein: [to the military] You're all really fucked now!

Satan: The time of prophecy is upon us!

Saddam Hussein: I love when you get all biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank.

Satan: No, I'm being serious!

Saddam Hussein: [to Latif] God is great. He gave me two sons. Now I have three.

Saddam Hussein: [about Uday] I should have gelded him at birth.