Lori Wehlner Quotes in The Promotion (2008)
Lori Wehlner Quotes:
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[Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background]
Motivational Speaker: Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.
Richard: Stay loose...
[the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it]
Richard: Fuck!
Motivational Speaker: Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations.
[Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger]
Richard: Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!
Lori Wehlner: For Christ's sake...
Richard: No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!
-- Lori Wehlner -
Richard: You hear that guy? 'Where'd you get this fucker?' Maybe I don't belong here. Maybe he's right.
Lori Wehlner: You, you just... you said, 'blapples', hon. It was weird.
-- Lori Wehlner
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