The Chumscrubber Quotes in The Chumscrubber (2005)

The Chumscrubber: [on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching] I live in the city, in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find that my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this world of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.

The Chumscrubber: [Beginning monologue] This was the best of all possible worlds. But even here, a little help was necessary - and that's where Troy came in. Troy supplied feel-good pills to all the kids at Hillside. And, in this way, happiness was spread all around. Life could not possibly be any more wonderful...