Lolita Quotes in The Sweet Life (2016)

[First lines]

Lolita: What are you doing?

Kenny: Nothin.

Lolita: No, you're invading my personal space.

Kenny: Personal space is like arm's length.

Lolita: No, not always.

Kenny: How so?

Lolita: After 9pm, within a radius of a major metropolitan downtown area, personal space is like *at least* 15 ft.

Lolita: You have anything to live for?

Kenny: I have, uh...

Lolita: If you have to cram for it, you're in trouble.

Kenny: No-no, I have, uh...

Lolita: Yeah.

Kenny: You have that the whole time?

Lolita: You don't grab life by the balls with an American express platinum card.

Lolita: You were kind to her

[Katherine]

Lolita: .

Kenny: Well, it's easier when they're not your own.

Lolita: Not having sex with you was the best sex I've ever have.

Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?

Lolita: Because you're ugly.

Dawn Weiner: [opening lines]

[walks up to Lolita]

Dawn Weiner: Can I sit here?

Lolita: If you feel like it.

[looks at Dawn eating her lunch]

Lolita: Someone barfed there fourth period.

Cookie: [walks up with cheerleaders] Hi, Dawn, sorry to bother you, but we were just wondering... Are you a lesbian?

[camera cuts to Dawn]

Cookie: Well, are you?

Dawn Weiner: No.

Lolita: Liar. She made a pass at me.

Cookie: [with group] Lesbo, Lesbo, Lesbo.

[after seeing Dawn about to enter a school bathroom stall, then going over to the sink]

Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.

Dawn Weiner: Y - yes, I did.

Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.

Dawn Weiner: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all.

Lolita: Liar. I can smell you from here.

Lolita: I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you've done to me.

Lolita: You look one hundred percent better when I can't see you.

Humbert: I missed you. I missed you a lot.

Lolita: Well I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. But it doesn't matter, because you don't care about me anymore anyway.

Humbert: What makes you think I don't care about you?

Lolita: Well you haven't kissed me yet, have you?

Lolita: Wait a sec. You're telling me we're sleeping in one room? With one bed?

Humbert: I've asked them to bring up a cot, which I'll use if you like.

Lolita: You're crazy.

Humbert: Why, my darling?

Lolita: Because, my darrr-ling, when my darrr-ling mother finds out she'll divorce you and strangle me.

Humbert: Lo, listen a moment. For all intents and purposes I am your father and I am responsible for your welfare. We are not rich, so when we travel, we shall be - we shall uh... we shall be thrown together a great deal. And two people who enter into a cohabitation inevitably lead into a kind of...

Lolita: The word is "incest".

Lolita: Do not tell me you've never done as a boy.

Humbert: Never.

Lolita: I think I'll have to show you everything.

Humbert: From here to that old car you know so well is a stretch of twenty-five paces. Make those twenty-five steps. With me. Now.

Lolita: You're saying you'll give us the money if I go to a motel with you?

Humbert: No, no, no. I mean leave here now, and come live with me. And die with me, and everything with me.

Lolita: You're crazy.

Lolita: Murder me! Murder me like you murdered my mother!

Lolita: I feel like we're grown-ups.

Humbert: Me, too.

Lolita: We get to do whatever we want, right?

Humbert: Whatever we want.

Humbert: How are the piano lessons going?

Lolita: Fine. Great. Excellent. Wonderful. Perfect.

Humbert: Especially since you missed the last two.

Charlotte Haze: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I?

Lolita: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.

Humbert: What are you eating?

Lolita: It's called a jawbreaker. It's supposed to break your jaw. Want one?