Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey Quotes in Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006)

Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey: Let's settle this the way my ancestors did!

[Reaches for the swords hanging on the wall]

Taj: You want to exploit me economically?

Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey: Roger, sometimes, the Almighty, in His infinite wisdom, likes to give a sliver of hope to the downtrodden and underprivileged to make up for their inferior haircuts and the fact they have to winter and summer in the same place.

[repeated line]

Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey: Can somebody get me a tidy-wipe?