Dr. Glaser Quotes in Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Dr. Glaser Quotes:
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Peter Loew: Shouldn't the copy be in that file? It should, right?
Dr. Glaser: Yes.
Peter Loew: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Dr. Glaser: Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.
Peter Loew: Misfiled?
Dr. Glaser: Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a document in the wrong file and it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.
Peter Loew: Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Dr. Glaser: Peter...
Peter Loew: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
Dr. Glaser: Peter...
Peter Loew: Q, R, S, T, U, V!
Dr. Glaser: Oh, Peter...
Peter Loew: W, X, Y, Z! Huh? That's ALL you have to DO!
Dr. Glaser: Very good, you know your alphabet.
Peter Loew: I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!
Dr. Glaser: I cannot possibly tell you that!
Peter Loew: You can't?
Dr. Glaser: No, I can't.
Peter Loew: Huh - and you call yourself a psychiatrist.
-- Dr. Glaser
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