Linda Morrison Quotes in Ladder 49 (2004)

Linda Morrison: Have you ever considered baby-sitting full time?

Chief Kennedy: What do you think I do at the firehouse?

Linda Morrison: Hi, I've heard alot about you!

Chief Kennedy: Yeah?

Linda Morrison: Yeah; you wear really sexy boxers, right? With the red love hearts on them?... little too tight?

Jack Morrison: Linda, what is wrong?

Linda Morrison: I saw you on the news, Jack, dangling from a rope! How could you tell me that it's not dangerous?

Jack Morrison: I never said it wasn't dangerous.

Linda Morrison: When we talked about it, I asked you and you said it wasn't dangerous.

Jack Morrison: I said it wasn't any more dangerous than being on the engine! I never said it wasn't dangerous!

Linda Morrison: Do... do... do you see me right now? Do you? 'Cos this isn't just about us. Have you thought about that?

[Jack approaches Linda]

Linda Morrison: Don't. Don't.

Jack Morrison: [whispers] I'm sorry.

Linda Morrison: I'm scared. I can't sleep. I keep having that dream about the red car turning up in front of the house when you don't come home.

[Jack gets closer to Linda]

Linda Morrison: Don't.

Jack Morrison: [as he walks away] I saved that man today.

Linda Morrison: So, you guys usually pick up girls in the supermarket? For fun, or...?

Jack Morrison: Usually I just throw them over my shoulder and carry them down a ladder.

Linda Morrison: [smiles] Sort of a tarzan/jane thing?

Dennis Gauquin: [bringing beer to the table] Here we go, green beers all around.

Linda Morrison: I'm good, thanks.

Dennis Gauquin: Uh, Linda? It's Saint Paddy's Day, everyone drinks.

Linda Morrison: It's okay, I'm not drinking, I'll just have a diet coke.

Dennis Gauquin: What, are you pregnant?

[long silence from Linda]

Jack Morrison: [Jack looks incredulously at Linda who nods] What? You're kidding!

Linda Morrison: Baby, I was gonna wait and tell you tonight. I wanted to surprise you!