Lenny Richter Quotes in Ladder 49 (2004)

Lenny Richter: Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why cant they be on the 4th?

Lenny Richter: Good confession now son... bless me father...

Jack Morrison: Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been seven years since my last confession

Lenny Richter: Seven years is a long time

Jack Morrison: Yes, father

Lenny Richter: All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?

Jack Morrison: Well, you know...

Lenny Richter: Taxes? Always taxes... How about sex? Impure thoughts?

Jack Morrison: Well yes, quite a bit

Lenny Richter: Try to cut back. Are you married?

Jack Morrison: No

Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin?

Jack Morrison: [laughs] No, father

Lenny Richter: What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?

Jack Morrison: What?

[smiles]

Jack Morrison: ...wait a minute...

Lenny Richter: [during the traditional false-confession initiation] How about sex? Are you a virgin?

Keith Perez: No, sir.

Lenny Richter: You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?

Keith Perez: No, sir.

Lenny Richter: Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?

Keith Perez: I can't, sir.

Lenny Richter: Why?

Keith Perez: Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...

Lenny Richter: [to the other firefighters] What the...

Keith Perez: [pulls back the curtain, laughing]

Keith Perez: GOTCHA!

Lenny Richter: I'm getting too old for this shit.