Laser Quotes in The Kids Are All Right (2010)

Laser: Why'd you donate sperm?

Paul: It just seemed like a lot more fun than, uh, donating blood.

[last lines]

Laser: I don't think you guys should break up.

Nic: No? Why's that?

Laser: I think you're too old.

Nic: [wryly] Thanks, Laser.

[Jules grins and puts a hand on Nic's knee, and Nic covers the hand with her own]

Joni: He might be weird. I mean, he donated sperm. That's weird.

Laser: Well, you know, if he hadn't, we wouldn't be here, so... respect.

Jules: What do you get in your relationship with Clay?

Laser: Whadda you... whadda you mean "get?"

Nic: Well, we just feel like he's a little untended.

Jules: Do you think he's the kind of person who's gonna help you grow?

Laser: Hey she has a rock just like ours.

Lug: That is ours, you dummy.

Laser: [about the telephone] Change your head back Loogie.

Loogie: This has certain advantages.

Laser: What advantages?

Loogie: [the phone rings. Loogie turns his head and there is a pickup sound] Hello?

Laser: [Laser smacks his forehead exaggeratedly]

Loogie: All right, I wish the phone was gone.

[the phone disappears from Loogie's head]

Loogie: I'm tired of video games and i'm bored with TV. Let's do something.

Laser: We been through this before. There's nothing else to do. Come play video games with us we need a third person.

Loogie: [Loogie starting to smile] Let's go an outdoor adventure.

Lug: [getting the remote] There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.