Comedian Quotes in Defending Your Life (1991)

[Lounge comedian is talking with audience members]

Comedian: How'd ya die?

Arthur: I was in a coma.

Comedian: I'm sorry. How long were you in the coma?

Arthur: I really don't know.

Comedian: Let's play a game, Art. Elvis: living or dead?

Arthur: Living.

Comedian: Long coma, Art. Long coma.

Comedian: Well, there's a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how'd ya die?

Daniel Miller: On stage, like you.

Comedian: I just wanted you to see my suit. Seersucker. Sears made it. You're looking at the sucker that bought it.

Comedian: The postman came with a letter and, uh, told me that the Great Society was having a war on poverty. So, uh, I told him, If that is true, I want to be the first to surrender.