Jeep Owner Quotes in Defending Your Life (1991)

[Daniel and coworker are in large Jeep]

Daniel Miller: Why do you drive this?

Jeep Owner: What?

Daniel Miller: I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?

Jeep Owner: I like this car.

Daniel Miller: It's not a car, it's a battering ram. This is what Patton drove: "Hey you, soldier! Follow us!"

Jeep Owner: Make fun, but in an 8.5 earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep.

Daniel Miller: In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin.

Daniel Miller: You were born alone, you should celebrate it - celebrate aloneness. That's what birthdays are for.

Jeep Owner: Gee I never thought of it like that.

Daniel Miller: It's a pitiful theory.