Lacey Quotes in Couples Retreat (2009)

Joey: What are... What are you wearing?

Lacey: Shorts.

Joey: Shorts? That's... That's a Maxi Pad.

Lacey: Dad, they're designer shorts. They're French. Goodbye.

Burt Vickerman: [Haley does a skill and tumbles on her landing] Shall we share out philosophy with Haley, ladies? Speak my mind. What are we about?

Joanne, Mina Hoyt, Wei Wei Yong, Devon, Lacey, Brooke: Clean, safe routines, guaranteed to stick.

Haley Graham: [Gags] Is he keeping your brains in jars? Or should I be concerned about the water?

Tim Daggett: [On TV] World Championships two years ago. Team USA was just one rotation away from winning the gold medal. Haley Graham was set to go for the Americans, last up on floor. Instead, she shocked her teammates, spectators and coaches alike by walking out of the arena and into an automatic disqualification.

Lacey: Why'd she walk out?

Tim Daggett: Few can forget the image of teammate Tricia Skilken crying as her dreams of gold melted away.

Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?

Joey Boca: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.

Lacey: Please don't lose faith in me.

Thomas: "Faith" Oh, God. I have such contempt for that word. Show me someone who relies on faith and I'll show you someone who's given up control over whatever it is they believe.

Lacey: You've got a God complex.

Lacey: Where'd you git this gun?

Jimmy: At the gittin' place.

Lacey: You're just a deadhead. Just tell me one thing. What the hell would we want you with us for?

Jimmy: 'Cause I'm an American.

[first lines]

John Grady Cole: You ever think about dyin'?

Lacey: Yeah. You?

John Grady Cole: Yeah.

Lacey: So, you think there's a heaven?

John Grady Cole: Yeah. Don't you?

Lacey: I don't know. Yeah, maybe. You think you can believe there's a heaven if you don't believe in hell?

John Grady Cole: I guess you can believe what you want to.

[last lines]

John Grady Cole: I thought you might want your old horse back.

Lacey: Damn, bud.

Lacey: You little bastard.

Micah: (To Danny) First, cut out her tongue. Then, when her pitiful protestations are silenced, carve out her heart!

Angela: For God's sake, Danny!

Jake: [Noticing that Lacy is still nonchalantly preparing dinner, not realizing she's been possessed] Lacy, what are you doing?

Lacey: I'm fixing supper dear.

Jake: Lacy Ernest and Helen are DEAD!

Lacey: Ah that makes dinner for four. Father Reilly, you're staying, aren't you?

Lacey: Happy New Year's