Therapist #2 Quotes in Couples Retreat (2009)

Jason: What if someone put a gun to your head right now and said, "You have to answer this second or I'II shoot. "Are they going to make it?" What do you say? What would you say?

Therapist #2: Whoa! Okay, no one has a gun to my head, Mr. Smith.

Jason: It's hypothetical.

Therapist #2: It's not a place for inappropriate behavior. And you definitely don't pull a hypothetical gun on your therapist!

Therapist #2: It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it's neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.

Therapist #2: [During Jason & Cynthia's therapy session, talking to Jason] It's like a little kid who gets a puppy for the first time,just hugs it so much,snaps its neck. Cynthia's your puppy. It's puppy-cradle death syndrome. All that love is going to snap that puppy.