L.A. Highway Patrol Quotes in Formula 51 (2001)

[first lines]

Elmo: I mean, rules are like, arbitrary, you know. Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like, you know, like Santa Claus. Hey, but not us, right? I mean, we know what's important. There's a war going on, man. A war. Ain't that a bitch?

[cop sucks his teeth]

Elmo: I just graduated today, man. With honors. Got my degree in pharmacology. I'm licensed. Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practice. So what we're talking about here is, is my life. The rest of it.

[cop lights joint, takes one hit, then discards it]

L.A. Highway Patrol: The Sixties are over... MAN!