Kevin Brooks Quotes in The Paper Chase (1973)

William Moss, Tutor: So you flunked all your practice exams, huh? Every one?

Kevin Brooks: Yeah, every one.

William Moss, Tutor: Aww man, don't look like that, you'll be saved. Every person in this house almost flunked out of law school in their first year. It's not hard to see why; they had broads on the brain. It's the worst thing that can happen to a first-year law student. I don't suppose that's your problem?

Kevin Brooks: No, no. I'm married.

William Moss, Tutor: Well, the vote's split on that, but I've saved all kinds. I moved in here and saved all these dum-dums. They'll all graduate, all from Harvard. Did you bring any samples of your work?

Kevin Brooks: Yeah, I brought some notes...

William Moss, Tutor: Notes don't mean a thing.

Kevin Brooks: How about a drink? You know, I can mix a mai tai, a margarita, a grasshopper, anything you want. I glanced at a bartender's book once and memorized it all instantly. It's the only bar I'm ever going to pass.