Wheelchair Mike Quotes in Young Adult (2011)

Matt Freehauf: Mike Moran is your cousin?

Mavis Gary: Unfortunately.

Matt Freehauf: Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota.

Wheelchair Mike: Mavis?

Mavis Gary: Mike.

Wheelchair Mike: What is up, girly-friend? Holy shit, cuz. This is such a rad surprise.

Mavis Gary: Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. How are you?

Wheelchair Mike: I'm great! Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary.

Mavis Gary: Wow, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain?

Matt Freehauf: Strychnine?

Wheelchair Mike: Anyway, the kids are great. Work is a trip but I play hard too. I've been doing a lot of rock climbing.

Matt Freehauf: You mean rock crawling, right?

Wheelchair Mike: No I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. We can do anything a normal can do. Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt.

Mavis Gary: You should try it, Matt.

Matt Freehauf: No.

Wheelchair Mike: I love the way this guy talks. He's like, no! I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. It's like Will & Grace.

Mavis Gary: Aww, it is.

Matt Freehauf: No, it isn't.

Wheelchair Mike: Look I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. Love this place. Total time capsule, right?