Judge Skanky Quotes in Fatal Instinct (1993)

Judge Skanky: [leaving a playground] I love recess.

[questioning his own wife on the witness stand]

Ned Ravine: Now, Mrs. Ravine... may I call you Lana?

Lana Ravine: Oh, please, call me Angel Tits.

Lana's Prosecutor: I object!

Judge Skanky: Sustained. Counselor, you will address Angel Tits as Mrs. Ravine.

Judge Skanky: How does the jury find the defendant on the count of murder?

Jury Foreman: Not guilty.

Judge Skanky: On the count of conspiracy?

Jury Foreman: Not guilty.

Judge Skanky: On the Count of Monte Cristo?

Jury Foreman: Not guilty.

Ned Ravine: [in court] Miss Lincolnberry, can you tell us what this is?

Laura Lincolnberry: Yes, that is one of the many death threats that Max Shady faxed to you the day that he was released from prison.

Ned Ravine: A fax... in which he threatened to purée... certain parts of my anatomy... in a blender.

Lana's Prosecutor: I object! There's no need to deal with the facts in this case.

Judge Skanky: I'll allow it.