Merv Green Quotes in Death to Smoochy (2002)

Tommy: Sometimes in this life, a man's gotta answer for his indiscretions!

[the scene transitions to when the mob had Merv Green tied to a chair]

Merv Green: It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I was just trying to help the children!

Tommy: Oh, so you like kids, eh?

Merv Green: Oh, sure!

Tommy: Oh, then I bet you know some fairy tales then.

Merv Green: Yeah!

Tommy: Hey, Danny, tell him the one about the worthless prick that gets his head chopped off with an axe!

Merv Green: [Danny pulls out an axe and approaches him] No! No! NOOOOOOOOO!

[You see a shadow of Danny lowering the axe at Merv Green and transitions back to now where Sheldon looks horrified]

Sheldon: I don't think I feel so good about this all of a sudden, Tommy.

Danny: Then we took his head and played a little...

Sheldon: Okay, that's... way more information than I'd like to have at this point, thanks.