Laura Lincolnberry Quotes in Fatal Instinct (1993)

Ned Ravine: [in court] Miss Lincolnberry, can you tell us what this is?

Laura Lincolnberry: Yes, that is one of the many death threats that Max Shady faxed to you the day that he was released from prison.

Ned Ravine: A fax... in which he threatened to purée... certain parts of my anatomy... in a blender.

Lana's Prosecutor: I object! There's no need to deal with the facts in this case.

Judge Skanky: I'll allow it.

Laura Lincolnberry: [Laura is having a flashback] No! No! No!

[she is splashed by a gallon of water]

Ned Ravine: Laura! Snap out of it!

[he stands holding a tiny dixie cup]

Laura Lincolnberry: [thinking] I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me with that goofy smile.

Ned Ravine: [thinking] Boy, does she look stupid in that hat.

Laura Lincolnberry: [thinking] If I told him how I really feel, he'd probably fire me. Oh, what am I saying? He probably doesn't even know I exist.

Ned Ravine: [thinking] Laura's incredible. And so smart. I wonder if she's smart enough to know that that was Lola's lipstick on my collar? And that we spent the night bumping ugly and knocking boots?

Laura Lincolnberry: [thinking] Maybe I should dress more like Lola Cain. Then he'd notice me. Hm. If I came in wearing no panties, no bra and a wet T-shirt, then...

Ned Ravine: [interrupting her thinking] Maybe she hasn't found the right... Oh, I'm sorry.

Laura Lincolnberry: [thinking] I was just rambling.

Ned Ravine: [thinking] Go ahead.

Laura Lincolnberry: [thinking] No, no, really. You first.

Ned Ravine: [thinking] No, I insist, please.