Jessica Marbles Quotes in Murder by Death (1976)

Jessica Marbles: I smell gas!

Miss Withers: I can't help it, I'm old.

Jessica Marbles: No, not that kind of gas. The kind that kills!

Miss Withers: Well, sometimes my gas...

Milo Perrier: He's gone!

Jessica Marbles: Who's gone?

Milo Perrier: The butler. Here's the key.

Sidney Wang: If butler gone, where you find key?

Milo Perrier: In his pocket.

Jessica Marbles: What pocket?

Milo Perrier: The butler's pocket.

Sidney Wang: Butler gone but pocket still there?

Sidney Wang: It is late, and my eyes are getting tired.

Sam Diamond: I thought they always looked like that.

Jessica Marbles: Knock it off, Sam!

Sam Diamond: I apologize. This case is getting to me. I'm sorry, Slanty.

Sidney Wang: Um... thank you.

Inspector Milo Perrier: Everything here has been rented for tonight. The butler, the cook, the food, the dining room chairs, everything!

Jessica Marbles: You mean...

Inspector Milo Perrier: Yes. This entire murder has been... catered.

Inspector Milo Perrier: Touch nothing!

Jessica Marbles: Will you stop saying "touch nothing?" We're all experienced criminologists. I find it insulting, debasing, and redundant to keep telling us to "touch nothing!"

Inspector Milo Perrier: Oh, be quiet, woman!

Jessica Marbles: Up yours, fella!

Sidney Wang: Most amusing. Bickering detectives like making lamb stew: everything goes to pot!

Miss Withers: Murderpoo?

Jessica Marbles: Yes, dear, we're going to have a lovely murderpoo.

Jessica Marbles: Good God. What an entrance.

Jessica Marbles: I'm not one to use hyperbole, ladies and gentlemen but I'll tell you this, for the first time in my life I had the caca scared out of me!

Dora Charleston: Dickie, I like her I really like her!