Milo Perrier Quotes in Murder by Death (1976)

Milo Perrier: He's gone!

Jessica Marbles: Who's gone?

Milo Perrier: The butler. Here's the key.

Sidney Wang: If butler gone, where you find key?

Milo Perrier: In his pocket.

Jessica Marbles: What pocket?

Milo Perrier: The butler's pocket.

Sidney Wang: Butler gone but pocket still there?

Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang?

Sidney Wang: Is confusing.

Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Milo Perrier: [after the lights have gone out in Twain's dining room] Be quiet everyone! I smell something! It's - Good God! - FRANKS AND BEANS!

Jamesir Bensonmum: I'm afraid that's all we have, sir.

Milo Perrier: No, no, it's all right. My wine is not poisoned. It was just a bad year.

Milo Perrier: What is it? What's happened?

Sidney Wang: Something wrong in kitchen.

Milo Perrier: With our dinner!

Sidney Wang: No, patience, patience.

Sam Diamond: Is someone in there?

[pointing to kitchen]

Dick Charleston: Someone in the kitchen with dinna?

Dora Charleston: [after Wang demonstrates his wine was poisoned] Great Scott Mr. Wang, you've saved our lives.

Milo Perrier: Not quite, Mrs. Charleston. Bon Apetit

[drinks wine - company gasps and exclaims]

Milo Perrier: . Since Monsieur Wang was the only one who could detect such a poison, he was the only one who was tested. Point 5: Mr. Twain is both beguiling and fiendish.

[crys out]

Milo Perrier: Mon Amis!

Dora Charleston: Oh get a doctor quick!

Milo Perrier: No, no, it's alright, my wine is not poisoned. It was just a bad year.

Milo Perrier: I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a BELGIE!

Milo Perrier: One moment, where is the soup?

Jamesir Bensonmum: In your dish, sir!

Milo Perrier: There is nothing in my dish but my dish.

Sidney Wang: Quickly. Go back in kitchen, get dining room key from pocket of dead butler.

Milo Perrier: You don't have to say "dead butler." It's bad enough I have to put my hand in his pocket.

Sidney Wang: Calm yourself. Man who argue with cow on wall is like train without wheels: very soon get nowhere.

Milo Perrier: Oh be quiet! I'm sick of your fortune cookies!

Sidney Wang: Oh, man who is sick of fortune cookies...

[argument ensues]

Sidney Wang: Shhh, shhh... cow talk again!

Dick Charleston: [introducing them] My wife Dora. Inspector Perrier.

Milo Perrier: Très charmant.

[kisses her hand, then coughs]

Dora Charleston: I'm sorry. Our room is so dusty.

Milo Perrier: My fault. I should have blown first.

Milo Perrier: Open my door.

Marcel: You have chocolate on your face.

Milo Perrier: What?

Marcel: Ze candy bar. It is all over your face.

Milo Perrier: Imbecile! That's my moustache!

Marcel: Lick it and see.

Milo Perrier: [licks his lips] Wipe it off. My hands are sticky.

Marcel: [licks handkerchief and begins wiping Perrier's face] Hold still please... Sloppy!

Willie Wang: [DELETED SCENE, RESTORED FOR TELEVISION - Willie rejoins the others after covering up Twain's body] ... I can't believe you missed it, Pop. The world's five greatest living detectives, and not one of you noticed that *Twain was clutching a note in his hand!*

Sidney Wang: Give it to me.

Willie Wang: Oh, no; it's mine.

Milo Perrier: Oh, give it to your father, you idiot!

Willie Wang: [gloating] "Idiot?" We'll see who's the idiot, Mr. Perrier! The $1 million goes to whoever solves the crime, and that could be me just as easily as you! I've got more brains than my father gives me credit for! "#3 Adopted Son?" I'm sick and tired of being just your #3 Adopted Son. I'm *Willie Wang, Young Detective!* This clue belongs to me, and nobody's getting it from me, you understand? Nobody...!

Sam Diamond: [with his gun leveled at Willie's head] Better stand back, Tess. I don't want you to get hurt when the bullet comes out his other ear.

[takes the note and reads]

Sam Diamond: "Please call dairy and cancel future deliveries of milk; Lionel Twain deceased."

[hands back the note]

Sam Diamond: So much for your clue, kid.

Willie Wang: [very sheepish] Uhm... Sorry about that, Dad.