Jenny Myer Quotes in Better Off Dead... (1985)

Jenny Myer: Hello Lane. How was your day?

Lane Myer: Beth broke up with me.

Jenny Myer: Oh, heh, that's nice.

Jenny Myer: First, we have: Frawnch fries.

Jenny Myer: And: Frawnch dressing.

Jenny Myer: And: Frawnch bread.

Jenny Myer: And to drink: Ta-da! Peru.

Jenny Myer: [regarding the blob of food] It's got raisins in it... you like raisins.

Jenny Myer: [ladles an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates] I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins.

Jenny Myer: Hello, Lane. How was your day?

Lane Myer: [devastated] Beth broke up with me.

Jenny Myer: Oh, that's nice.