Monique Junot Quotes in Better Off Dead... (1985)

Lane Myer: Uh, hello?

Monique Junot: Ah, bonjour.

Lane Myer: Monique, hi.

Monique Junot: Comment allez-vous?

Lane Myer: No thanks, I already had breakfast.

Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.

Lane Myer: Excuse me?

Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?

Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.

Lane Myer: I have great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.

Monique Junot: "I cannot do it" is your middle name.

Monique Junot: So you won't tell anyone?

Lane Myer: What, that you're a Dodgers fan?

Monique Junot: I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.