Jason Pear Quotes in Rat Race (2001)

Jason Pear: I can't believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz.

Randy Pear: Well, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around.

Kimberly Pear: Dad, they're gonna be pissed.

Randy Pear: Eh, they're always pissed, Honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.

Randy Pear: Jason, where did you get that?

Jason Pear: I found it under the seat.

Randy Pear: Give it to me. You can't play that.

Jason Pear: Why not?

Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.

Jason Pear: You're driving his car!

Randy Pear: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!

Kimberly Pear: [Kimberly needs to go to the bathroom] Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!

Randy Pear: What the hell does that mean?

Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.

Randy Pear: Oh.

[Five seconds later]

Bev Pear: Ugh!

Randy Pear: Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!