Harold Grisham Quotes in Rat Race (2001)

Vicki: So Harry, what can I do for you?

Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked.

Vicki: So far so good.

Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

Vicki: [shocked] Pardon me?

Harold Grisham: Naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol, toenails, shave my buttocks. How much would that cost?

Vicki: Harry, you have quite an imagination.

Harold Grisham: Vicki, you let go of this bag! Or I swear - I swear to God - I'll report you to the escort service!

Donald Sinclair: Uh, Mr. Grisham, what's going on?

Harold Grisham: The hooker! The hooker! The hooker is taking the money!

Donald Sinclair: What hooker?

Harold Grisham: Vicki! From the hotel!

High Roller: Pepto Bismol?

Harold Grisham: Vicki, I told you to wait in the car!

Donald Sinclair: What the hell is she doing there?

Harold Grisham: I brought her! I'm sorry, Mr. Sinclair. She said she liked me, but I'm beginning to think she was only interested in the money!

Enrico Pollini: [Gets trown out of the train] Ah! Yes!

Harold Grisham: Sir, it's Pollini, he's first at the station.

Enrico Pollini: Am i winning?

[Harold Grisham nods towarths the Locker]

Donald Sinclair: [the high-rollers are cheering] I knew it!

Harold Grisham: Sir, he is opening the locker right now.

Donald Sinclair: [Long pause] Harold, what's going on?

Harold Grisham: He's sleeping... Sir.