Jacqueline Quotes in Carry On... Don't Lose Your Head (1966)

Jacqueline: I would do anything for you. Anything. Your wish is my command; and your desire is my desire.

The Black Fingernail: Really?

Jacqueline: Hmm-mm.

The Black Fingernail: Methinks, if I play my cards right, I might be on to a good thing here.

King Francis: Baroness. Did you or did you not - lie to Her Majesty, the Queen of France?

Queen Marie: Choose your words wisely, madame, for they may be your last.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: A woman would do practically anything for the love of a daughter, Your Majesties. Perhaps I did get... a little carried away.

Marguerite: Mother, what have you done? Your Majesty, like you, I am just a victim here. She has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: [pushes her] How dare you turn on me, you little ingrate?

Marguerite: You see? You see what I have to put up with?

King Francis: Silence, both of you! Good Lord!

[to Jacqueline]

King Francis: Are they always like this?

Jacqueline: Worse, Your Majesty.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Jacqueline, darling, I should hate to think you had anything to do with this.

Jacqueline: [sarcastically] Of course not, Mother. I'm only here for the food.

[Jacqueline washes Danielle's back where she was whipped; Danielle gasps]

Jacqueline: [sympathetically] Oh! Now, you really brought this upon yourself, you know. Hmm? First with breakfast, and then that horrid display downstairs.

Danielle: I don't know what's come over me.

Jacqueline: [smiles] Of course, I shall never forget the way Marguerite's feet went up over her head like that!

[they both giggle; then Jacqueline turns somber]

Jacqueline: She should not have said that about your mother.

[pause]

Danielle: Thank you.

Jacqueline: I wanted to be the peacock!

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Honestly, Jacqueline, the horse is one of God's noblest creatures.

Jacqueline: [sarcastically] Oh, well why don't I just pull the carriage while I'm at it?

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: If you think it will get us there any faster...

Jacqueline: Mother, it's only a ball.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Yes, and you're only going for the food.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Marguerite, precious, what do I always say about tone?

Jacqueline: A lady of breeding ought never to raise her voice any louder than the... gentle hum of a whisper in the wind.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Jacqueline, dear, do not speak unless you can improve the silence.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Jacqueline, go and boil some water.

Jacqueline: Me? Boil water?... Oh I knew it! I just knew it!

Jacqueline: Marguerite gets to do everything.

Marguerite: Oh, don't be daft, Jacqueline, the Queen doesn't even know you exist.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: What Marguerite does is for all of us, my dear. We are counting on you to help her get ready.

Jacqueline: Lovely. Next thing you know I shall be cleaning the fireplace with Danielle.

Jacqueline: Next thing you know I shall be cleaning the fireplace with Danielle.

Rodmilla: Where is that girl?

Marguerite: Probably off catching rabbits with her teeth.

Jacqueline: I didn't ruin your life. You ruined your life.

Jacqueline: Hey, um, you're not getting serious on me, are you?

Marcus Graham: What are you talking about? Am I getting serious? What is that?

Jacqueline: You know, do you want this to grow into a relationship where we're together ALL the time? God.

[laughs]

Jacqueline: Stuff like that. Are you?

Marcus Graham: Whoa. Excuse me. I know you're not telling me that New Orleans was a fling.

Jacqueline: No, no, no. I had a great time in New Orleans. You know I had a great time in New Orleans.

Marcus Graham: So, what's the problem?

Jacqueline: I just think New Orleans was New Orleans, and we should leave it at that.

Jacqueline: When I seduce you... if I decide to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know.