The Black Fingernail Quotes in Carry On... Don't Lose Your Head (1966)

The Black Fingernail: [taunting] Yooh whoo. It's me.

Camembert: Tis he. After he.

Bidet: After who?

Camembert: After him.

Bidet: After you.

Lady Binder: But then, you've always had magnificent balls, and I wouldn't miss one of them.

The Black Fingernail: Thank you Lady Binder.

Jacqueline: I would do anything for you. Anything. Your wish is my command; and your desire is my desire.

The Black Fingernail: Really?

Jacqueline: Hmm-mm.

The Black Fingernail: Methinks, if I play my cards right, I might be on to a good thing here.

The Black Fingernail: Excuse me, my dear. May I cut in?

Lady Binder: Of course Rodney.

The Black Fingernail: Come, my dear, let's take a walk in the arbour.

Desiree Dubarry: Blaimy! I didn't know we were so near the sea.

[last lines]

Desiree Dubarry: Nice way to keep a bargain, I must say.

The Black Fingernail: What's the matter with you? I promised you a title and he's got one.

Desiree Dubarry: Hate to think what it is.

The Black Fingernail: [laughs]