Camembert Quotes in Carry On... Don't Lose Your Head (1966)
Camembert Quotes:
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The Black Fingernail: [taunting] Yooh whoo. It's me.
Camembert: Tis he. After he.
Bidet: After who?
Camembert: After him.
Bidet: After you.
-- Camembert -
[the Black Fingernail has rescued a French aristocrat, the Duc de Pommfrit, from the guillotine and left his calling card there]
Citizen Robespierre: So, Citizen Head of Secret Police Camembert, the one who calls himself "The Black Fingernail" has fooled you again.
Camembert: Oh, I wouldn't say that, citizen.
Citizen Robespierre: Oh, you wouldn't?
Camembert: No.
Citizen Robespierre: [Waves paper with Black Fingernail's sign on it] This is his calling card. It was found on the guillotine after that disgraceful exhibition this afternoon.
Camembert: Yes, that's true, but he didn't fool me. Oh no, not for one moment.
Citizen Robespierre: [Sarcastically] He didn't? Oh, perhaps I've got the story wrong. This time he posed as an insurance salesman, correct?
Camembert: Yes.
Citizen Robespierre: Abducted the Duc de Pommfrit from under your very nose?
Camembert: Yes.
Citizen Robespierre: And tricked you into executing your own executioner?
Camembert: Yes.
Citizen Robespierre: [shouting] And he didn't fool you for one minute?
Camembert: I knew who he was. I wanted to see how far he would go.
Citizen Robespierre: Mon blooming dieu. He couldn't have gone very much further could he?
Camembert: Oh, I don't know. We've still got the guillotine!
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Desiree Dubarry: [Drinks Champagne and belches loudly]
Camembert: Ooh! Charming!
Desiree Dubarry: Well I can't 'elp it. It's the bubbles; they get lodged in me chest.
Camembert: Yes. There's room for a few lodgers in there.
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Citizen Robespierre: Have either of you ever seen a man looking like that?
Camembert: Well, it's marvelous what you can do with a bit of padding. If I could just have a bit of a prod...
Citizen Robespierre: No you cannot have a bit of a prod! Imbecile! Admit it. This Fingernail has made a monkey of you, yet again.
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Camembert: I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese!
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Camembert: Remember you must be circumspect.
Bidet: Oh, I was Sir. When I was a baby.
-- Camembert
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