Haley Quotes in Ombis: Alien Invasion (2013)

Haley: Did you used to be my mom's boyfriend?

Sheriff Thomas Bracket: What? No, I... we... where'd you hear that...? I mean, what makes you ask that?

Haley: When you came to my house that one time, my mom and dad were yelling at each other after you left. I was up in my room with Lucy, but they were really loud. Daddy said you and mom were boyfriend and girlfriend.

[about her mom]

Haley: She packed it in. She was a showgirl. Great legs. I got her legs, what do you think?

Corey: It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!

Haley: Boy, is THAT sexist.

Corey: It's not sexist! It's... romantic.

Haley: [shouts] Aaaaaaaah! He touched my breast!

Haley: Hi, I'm Haley. If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm going to scream.

Corey: Could you scream quietly?

Haley: What do you think I'm stupid?

Haley: What's his problem?

Corey: Jimmy's just shy.

Haley: Shy a few bricks I'd say.

Corey: No he's okay. He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.

Lucas: Pick any game you want. I'm good at all of 'em. I've got 97 of 'em.

Haley: You know all 97 of them?

Haley: [Corey tries to kiss Haley but gets shoved down] I know what you were trying to do and you can just forget it. There is no way. I am not kissing a boy.

Corey: A girl maybe?

Haley: You smart ass!

[Grabs Corey and kisses him]

Haley: Corey! You're so *thick*!

Corey: Where are we?

Haley: Does it matter? We're broke.

Corey: Oh yeah you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends, the one who knows all the codes.

Haley: I got you this far, didn't I?

Corey: Oh, I don't even know where "this" is!

Haley: A lot of faith you got.

Corey: Oh will you stop Haley? I mean we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared?

Haley: I don't get scared! Now give me the four bucks you're holding out on.

Corey: What?

Haley: You flashed 21, you stashed four from the change at lunch. They didn't get it because you put it in your shorts. Now dish it up!

Corey: You're getting awful personal you know.

Haley: I don't get scared.

Corey: [puts on mask] Never?

[Haley punches him]

Haley: You're a quitter Corey! And I don't care if you did like me! Your attitude sucks!

[Corey looks confused]

Corey: You wanted me to like you?

Haley: [ruefully] Not anymore.

[Haley turns and walks away]

Corey: [disappointed] Great!

Haley: So, do you guys wanna party at the aqueduct tonight?

Blue Baxter: Nah.

Haley: Aw, c'mon, you guys!

Cale: The only party I heard about is the one in your panties.

Haley: Oh, no. There's absolutely no way there could be a party in my panties.

Cale: Why not?

Haley: Because I'm not wearing any.

Jay: Look Haley, having a plan doesn't always mean having control. That's just life.

Haley: Yeah.

Jay: Now, learning how to move forward when you don't have that control, that's growing up.

Seth: But, I love you.

Haley: Our love isn't the same either.

Haley: [to Midge] This is the only sport in the world where two guys get paid for doing something they'd be arrested for if they got drunk and did it for nothing.

Connie: [entering the room holding a newspaper after Midge just dumped Haley as his manager] Hey, did you see what Walker says?

[pauses when he notices their dour expressions]

Connie: What's the matter?

Haley: Nothing. This is a celebration. Midge is getting a shot at the title and he's got himself a new manager... a blonde.

Haley: You know what a "Golem" is? I think I knew all the time I was building one.

Midge: But you told me to look you up. You said you wanted to manage me.

Haley: Aw, that was then. This is now. Everything changes. I'm out of the fight business. It stinks. No kidding.

[inhales through his nose]

Haley: Take a deep breath. Stinks in here, doesn't it? And it's not sweat. It's no good.

Haley: Nic, I offer to help, not because I think you need it, but because I know you don't.