Frederick Carver Quotes in Carry on Again Doctor (1969)

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: ...there have been several incidents with nurses.

Frederick Carver: Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!

Frederick Carver: Ahh this is the new kidney case.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean.

Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean.

Miss Fosdick: Excuse me, sir!

Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.

Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.

Frederick Carver: It can wait.

Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir.

Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time.

Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.

Ellen Moore: I feel wonderful Mr Carver, I had no idea having one's appendix out could be so exhilarating. I feel ten years younger.

Frederick Carver: Splendid! Splendid!

Ellen Moore: Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty?

Frederick Carver: You really feel as young as that?

Ellen Moore: No, that's what I am!

Ellen Moore: ...they told me you were a wonderful surgeon.

Frederick Carver: Well I suppose I am a cut above the rest.

Frederick Carver: [waiter serves the wine for Ellen and Mr. Carver] This is the happiest moment of my life!

Waiter: I would taste it first, mate, if I was you.