Dr. Ernest Stoppidge Quotes in Carry on Again Doctor (1969)

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: ...there have been several incidents with nurses.

Frederick Carver: Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!

Frederick Carver: Ahh this is the new kidney case.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean.

Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean.

Miss Fosdick: Excuse me, sir!

Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.

Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.

Frederick Carver: It can wait.

Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir.

Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time.

Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.

Nurse: She thinks every man is after her.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to the nurse] Well, we can't have her disturbing the rest of the patients like this.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to Miss. Armitage] Now come, come, Miss Armitage. We mustn't be a silly girl, must we?

Miss Armitage: [shouting] Keep back! Keep back!

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: You know me. I'm Doctor Stoppidge.

Miss Armitage: Hmph. You're all the same. You're only after one thing.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: No, no - that'd be quite untrue, Miss. Armitage. I only want to get you into bed.

Miss Armitage: [screaming] Get out of here, you sex maniacs!