Dr. Ernest Stoppidge Quotes in Carry on Again Doctor (1969)
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge Quotes:
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: ...there have been several incidents with nurses.
Frederick Carver: Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!
Frederick Carver: Ahh this is the new kidney case.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Yes Mr Bean.
Frederick Carver: Ahh, Kidney Bean.
Miss Fosdick: Excuse me, sir!
Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.
Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.
Frederick Carver: It can wait.
Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir.
Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time.
Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.
Nurse: She thinks every man is after her.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to the nurse] Well, we can't have her disturbing the rest of the patients like this.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: [to Miss. Armitage] Now come, come, Miss Armitage. We mustn't be a silly girl, must we?
Miss Armitage: [shouting] Keep back! Keep back!
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: You know me. I'm Doctor Stoppidge.
Miss Armitage: Hmph. You're all the same. You're only after one thing.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: No, no - that'd be quite untrue, Miss. Armitage. I only want to get you into bed.
Miss Armitage: [screaming] Get out of here, you sex maniacs!
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