Field Marshal Von Kluck Quotes in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

Field Marshal Von Kluck: It is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze plan to describe it.

Rigby Reardon: I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out.

Field Marshal Von Kluck: No, it is my right! We were able to dupe Dr. Forrest by posing as a humanitarian organization who planned to wipe out hunger, by ageing cheese faster.

Rigby Reardon: But when your father finally saw what they were doing, he...

Field Marshal Von Kluck: He started to assemble lists of our agents...

Rigby Reardon: And seemed about to go to the FBI...

Field Marshal Von Kluck: So we were obliged to kidnap him, drug him and bring him...

Rigby Reardon: Here! First faking his death so there'd be no investigation...

Field Marshal Von Kluck: But vile testing ze mold on a small island nearby...

Rigby Reardon: The cruise ship "Immer Essen" passed by. Some of the passengers saw the tiny island dissolve...

Field Marshal Von Kluck: Zey were zerfore labeled "enemies" because of what zey haf seen. We had Walter Neff cancel all further tours and our...

Field Marshal Von Kluck, Rigby Reardon: Friends systematically began to eliminate everyone who was on that cruise ship!

Field Marshal Von Kluck: Schweinhund!

Rigby Reardon: Jerk!