Captain Carlos Rodriguez Quotes in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Are you wearing pajamas? Senor, I'll help you take them off.

Rigby Reardon: I don't need help with my pajamas!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Stop! Now.

Rigby Reardon: See? Carlos!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Don't worry about your pajamas, senor. I'll take care of them.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Out of the way! We're chasing a killer! Everybody, stand back! He's with me. Coming through!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: [mumbling with pajamas in his mouth] Coming through. Coming through.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Senor. Cuidado, senor. Cuidado.

Rigby Reardon: Stand back! Cuidado.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Senor, your pajamas!

Rigby Reardon: Forget the pajamas!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: [gun shot]

[Groaning]

Rigby Reardon: Are you all right, Carlos?

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: It's all right. It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out. Go ahead. And don't worry about your pajamas. I'll take care of them!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Senor Reardon, when will you be leaving Carlotta?

Rigby Reardon: Next plane out, Carlos.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Aha! That give me four hours to wash and press your pajamas.

Rigby Reardon: No thanks, Carlos. I don't think I'll be needing my pajamas anymore.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: What a guy!

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Be careful of the, uh, fat one who sweats a lot.

Rigby Reardon: What about Kitty Collins?

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: She doesn't sweat as much, but she's just as dangerous.

Captain Carlos Rodriguez: Where are you staying?

Rigby Reardon: Hotel Guano.