Field Marshall Von Kluck Quotes in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

Juliet Forrest: Could I be your Reinemachefrau?

Field Marshall Von Kluck: Ja, you could, you could be zat.

Rigby Reardon: What's that? What is it?

Juliet Forrest: Tell him what it means - Reinemachefrau.

Field Marshall Von Kluck: Reinemachefrau! It means she could be my cleaning woman.

Field Marshall Von Kluck: [to his Nazi minions] Cowards! Fools! I'll do it myself!

[He runs over to throw the lever that will launch the cheese mold bombs on America]

Rigby Reardon: Sorry, pal, you're through!

[He fires his gun and shoots Von Kluck in the arm]

Field Marshall Von Kluck: Not quite!

[He throws one of the five levers and runs to the map of the United States which is spread out on the table. Reardon throws an object at the lever and reverses it, as Von Kluck collapses over the map, part of which is beginning to dissolve]

Field Marshall Von Kluck: At least ve got Terre Haute, Indiana!

Rigby Reardon: Damn. And they were just about to get a public library.