Federale Captain Quotes in Tough Guys (1986)

[last lines]

[Harry and Archie have crashed a train into Mexico. The federales show up]

Federale Captain: Buenos dias señores. Put up your hands. I'm afraid you're under arrest.

[the federales aim their guns at Harry and Archie]

Harry Doyle: Eh, now wait a minute, wait a minute. This ain't fair!

Federale Captain: No?

Archie Long: Señor, there's twelve of you and... just two of us.

Federale Captain: Si?

Harry Doyle: A-and you got guns, and we got nothin'.

Federale Captain: But this is how we put you under arrest señor!

Archie Long: Where we come from...

[points back to the US]

Archie Long: ...they've got rules about making arrests.

Federale Captain: Rules?

[Harry and Archie nods]

Archie Long: Si.

Federale Captain: What kind of rules?

[Harry and Archie glance amused at each other with a "here we go again" look]

Archie Long: Well... for one thing...

[Archie kicks the captain in the crotch]