Richie Evans Quotes in Tough Guys (1986)

[Harry Doyle has been summoned by his parole officer]

Richie Evans: I got a call from the rest home today. She said that you were being a disruptive influence during lunch. That you refused to eat your spinach soufflé, and that you caused a riot. And that last night you made love to a woman.

Harry Doyle: Do you make love to women, Richie?

Richie Evans: Well, yes. Of course I do.

Harry Doyle: Then how come when you do it, you're a stud and when I do it I'm a disruptive influence to society.

Richie Evans: Because I'm only 28 and you're 72.

Leon B. Little: Where are they?

Richie Evans: Where are who?

Leon B. Little: Harry Doyle and Archie Long.

Richie Evans: That's privileged information. I can't tell you.

Leon B. Little: [threatens to shoot him] Oh yeah!

Richie Evans: [closes eyes] You can shoot me, but I still won't tell. Harry and Archie are my friends.

[Leon moves to filing cabinet and looks there. A moment later, Richie opens his eyes and starts to get up]

Leon B. Little: You'll never make it dip-shit. Sit!

[after learning that Archie and Harry stole an armored truck]

Richie Evans: I can't believe you guys stole an armored truck.

[taking Archie to a second job]

Richie Evans: Look I know how you feel, but you can't go throwing yogurt into everyone's faces when you lose your cool.