Yogurt boy Quotes in Tough Guys (1986)

[Archie has just landed a job at Penguin's]

Archie Long: What'll it be, sport?

Yogurt boy: Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!

Archie Long: Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.

Yogurt boy: I've already made up my mind.

Archie Long: So do you want chocolate or strawberry?

Yogurt boy: Neither. I want amarillo.

[Archie starts to get it for him]

Yogurt boy: Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!

Archie Long: [peering at it] I don't see any difference.

Yogurt boy: GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?

Archie Long: All right, all right...

[gets the yogurt for him]

Archie Long: ... What, did I leave something out?

Yogurt boy: What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.

Archie Long: Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?

Yogurt boy: Do you have peanut butter M&M's?

[Archie starts to put those on the yogurt]

Yogurt boy: Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED m&m's! I just asked if you HAD them!

Archie Long: Yeah, we got 'em.

Yogurt boy: Well, I don't want 'em! Do you have Oreo pieces?

Archie Long: [holding those up] You want 'em?

Yogurt boy: That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT m&m's; I HATE m&m's... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts.

[the sweating Archie brings him the completed yogurt]

Yogurt boy: Forget it; I'll just have it plain.

Archie Long: [forcing himself not to faint, Archie scrapes everything off the yogurt] You sure you still want it?

Yogurt boy: Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for?

[Archie throws the yogurt in the boy's face]

Archie Long: [smiling] You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.