Eric Sanders Quotes in Teacher of the Year (2014)

Eric Sanders: I swear to god, I would give back *half* my salary if they would let me *punch* a parent once a year.

Steven Queeg: It's the only song I know.

Eric Sanders: And I don't know it at all.

Steven Queeg: You know, uh... that's a problem, 'cause he doesn't, uh...

Eric Sanders: But I-I look good. So...

Steven Queeg: And it's a duo. So, we have to do it together.

Eric Sanders: I add color.

[Steven imitates laughing. Eric laughs]