Eileen Quotes in What's Your Number? (2011)

Eileen: [When asked why Daisy wouldn't 69 on her honeymoon] Because 69s are for when you're 17 and you're trying to cram everything in at once before your parents get home.

Dan Burns: [regarding the talent show] Put me down.

Eileen: What's your talent?

Dan Burns: Murderer of Love.

Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.

Eileen: Not that much!

Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.

[repeated lne]

Eileen: Swear jar, Nance

Eileen: You handle the truth carelessly, don't you, Vincent?

Vincent Lubeck: That's what I like about you - class! Never come out and call a man a liar.

Eileen: Harboring a fugitive isn't my idea of companionship. Get out of my bedroom.

Arthur Parker: My wife says...

Eileen: Arthur...

Arthur Parker: God rest her soul!

Eileen: Mr. Slausen, can I use your phone?

Mr. Slausen: Oh sure, help yourself... but it doesn't work. I got nobody to call.

Eileen: That's all we need, you singing. As if life isn't purgatory enough without that.

Sport: Let's Incorporate! Or, do you want me to go back on the open market?

Eileen: Well, I couldn't become a stockholder right now.

Sport: Then take an option on me for 30 days.

Eileen: What's the price?

Sport: A kiss.

Eileen: Sorry, but when I make that kind of a deposit, I want to own the stock out right. Goodbye...

Eileen: Lily! Can't you see that I was just trying to get us something passable to eat?

Lilly: Yeah, and I'm Wyatt Earp.

Eileen: Can I have a kiss, Wyatt Earp?

Lilly: Don't you go puckering up to me, Eileen.

Eileen: Oh come on, come on.

[about French]

Eileen: It's the language of love.

Tucker: I didn't know the language of love had words, ma'am.

Eileen: Oh my, yes. I could teach you.

Eileen: [to Lily] I love you all the way to the moon and back, that's never going to change.

Eileen: [Anita rides off] Where's she going?

Cody Zamorra: Probably just riding off the anger.

Eileen: She picked a fine time to have a fit. If it were she in trouble, Lily would be the first one to help her.

Eileen: Do I look like a criminal type?

Tucker: No ma'am, you don't.

Eileen: Law of the land was the cattle could roam whever they wanted to. See that barbed wire? It gave ranchers like Tucker a chance to start out without being overrun by the cattle of the big outfits. You know, people say the West was conquered by the railroads. Uh-uh, my daddy says it's conquered by barbed wire.

Lilly: You sure a know a lot about this for a fine southern lady from New Orleans.

Eileen: Ah Lily, I ain't from New Orleans, I lied to Ben. I grew up on an East Texas grub farm not unlike this one.