Speed Dating Guy Quotes in Hitch (2005)

Sara: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?

Hitch: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?

Sara: You buried yourself, Alex.

Hitch: Then you weren't listening.

Sara: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

Hitch: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!

[host gestures for him to leave]

Hitch: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

Speed Dating Guy: Sir, let's go, now.

Hitch: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!

[walks away]

Sara: Can you believe that guy?

Casey Sedgewick: Actually... I do.

Sara: [dejectedly] Me, too.