Casey Sedgewick Quotes in Hitch (2005)


Casey Sedgewick Quotes:

  • Sara: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?

    Hitch: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?

    Sara: You buried yourself, Alex.

    Hitch: Then you weren't listening.

    Sara: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

    Hitch: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!

    [host gestures for him to leave]

    Hitch: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

    Speed Dating Guy: Sir, let's go, now.

    Hitch: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!

    [walks away]

    Sara: Can you believe that guy?

    Casey Sedgewick: Actually... I do.

    Sara: [dejectedly] Me, too.

  • Sara: So how'd you meet him?

    Casey Sedgewick: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.

    Sara: And he was doing likewise?

    Casey Sedgewick: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.

    Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?

    Casey Sedgewick: Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.

    Sara: Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.

    Casey Sedgewick: Well, I prefer the mother story.

    Sara: I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.

    Casey Sedgewick: No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.

    Sara: Why not?

    Casey Sedgewick: Because, that's how you wind up...


    Sara: Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?

    Casey Sedgewick: No, I was going to say 'like you.'

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