Casey Sedgewick Quotes in Hitch (2005)

Sara: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?

Hitch: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?

Sara: You buried yourself, Alex.

Hitch: Then you weren't listening.

Sara: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

Hitch: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!

[host gestures for him to leave]

Hitch: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

Speed Dating Guy: Sir, let's go, now.

Hitch: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!

[walks away]

Sara: Can you believe that guy?

Casey Sedgewick: Actually... I do.

Sara: [dejectedly] Me, too.

Sara: So how'd you meet him?

Casey Sedgewick: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.

Sara: And he was doing likewise?

Casey Sedgewick: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.

Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?

Casey Sedgewick: Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.

Sara: Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.

Casey Sedgewick: Well, I prefer the mother story.

Sara: I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.

Casey Sedgewick: No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.

Sara: Why not?

Casey Sedgewick: Because, that's how you wind up...

[pause]

Sara: Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?

Casey Sedgewick: No, I was going to say 'like you.'