Casey Sedgewick Quotes in Hitch (2005)
Casey Sedgewick Quotes:
Sara: Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
Hitch: Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
Sara: You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch: Then you weren't listening.
Sara: I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch: Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!
[host gestures for him to leave]
Hitch: Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Guy: Sir, let's go, now.
Hitch: And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!
Sara: Can you believe that guy?
Casey Sedgewick: Actually... I do.
Sara: [dejectedly] Me, too.
Sara: So how'd you meet him?
Casey Sedgewick: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
Sara: And he was doing likewise?
Casey Sedgewick: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?
Casey Sedgewick: Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.
Sara: Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.
Casey Sedgewick: Well, I prefer the mother story.
Sara: I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.
Casey Sedgewick: No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.
Sara: Why not?
Casey Sedgewick: Because, that's how you wind up...
Sara: Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?
Casey Sedgewick: No, I was going to say 'like you.'
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